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short arse twat

A person that is shorter than the average male for his era and has an attitude because of his stunted growth. Any human male under 5'9" is classed as a 'short-arse'. Only when they have the related attitude problem (otherwise known as 'short-man-syndrome') can they class themselves as a short-arse-twat.

Most short-arse-twats normally try to 'big up' their actions, have loud unbearable ringtones and pretend to know it all in a bid to get themselves noticed.

Barry: "This guy came up to me the other day and said he had pulled 3 girls the night before and shagged them all throughout the night."

Paul: "Do you believe him?"

Barry: "Not really."

Paul: "Was he short?"

Barry: "Yes he was"

Paul: "don't worry about it, the 'short arse twat' would have been lying to impress you.

by Gordon Wells September 25, 2006

22๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse about tit

Phrs. Back to front. British Origin.

"Ow! My back has been hurting me ever since I fell down the apples and pears arse about tit!

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse in his hand

Dejected, disconsolate, disappointed, depressed.

Ever since he failed to get that promotion, Jerry has been walking around with his arse in his hand.

by ultegra August 1, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Arse stabbing kink

When someone finds sexual pleasure in getting stabbed in the arse during rough seggsy time.

I have an arse stabbing kink so can Oli london oppar stab me in the arse so i can bust a nut?

by Oliy londons husbando March 15, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sloppy Arse Blast

Similar to an Arse Blast, but this time they follow through.

John: "Say whats that smell Tom?"

Tom: "You don't want to know mate", Taking in the fumes from the crevice where his penis once stood.

John: "Let me guess, Sloppy Arse Blast?"

Tom: "You got it!"

by Mr Coolio October 24, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cunting Arse Sausage

A very good insult. Used by the limeys at stripcreator.com

dcom, you are such a cunting arse sausage.

by DragonXero January 3, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


butter my arse

Term said to a man when their partner wants to engage in anal sex and needs lubrication. Taken from the infamous 'Last Tango in Paris' scene.

"I'm on the blob tonight Archibold, you'll have to butter my arse if you want any."

by The Strut October 11, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž