A person that is shorter than the average male for his era and has an attitude because of his stunted growth. Any human male under 5'9" is classed as a 'short-arse'. Only when they have the related attitude problem (otherwise known as 'short-man-syndrome') can they class themselves as a short-arse-twat.
Most short-arse-twats normally try to 'big up' their actions, have loud unbearable ringtones and pretend to know it all in a bid to get themselves noticed.
Barry: "This guy came up to me the other day and said he had pulled 3 girls the night before and shagged them all throughout the night."
Paul: "Do you believe him?"
Barry: "Not really."
Paul: "Was he short?"
Barry: "Yes he was"
Paul: "don't worry about it, the 'short arse twat' would have been lying to impress you.
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Phrs. Back to front. British Origin.
"Ow! My back has been hurting me ever since I fell down the apples and pears arse about tit!
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Dejected, disconsolate, disappointed, depressed.
Ever since he failed to get that promotion, Jerry has been walking around with his arse in his hand.
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When someone finds sexual pleasure in getting stabbed in the arse during rough seggsy time.
I have an arse stabbing kink so can Oli london oppar stab me in the arse so i can bust a nut?
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Similar to an Arse Blast, but this time they follow through.
John: "Say whats that smell Tom?"
Tom: "You don't want to know mate", Taking in the fumes from the crevice where his penis once stood.
John: "Let me guess, Sloppy Arse Blast?"
Tom: "You got it!"
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A very good insult. Used by the limeys at stripcreator.com
dcom, you are such a cunting arse sausage.
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Term said to a man when their partner wants to engage in anal sex and needs lubrication. Taken from the infamous 'Last Tango in Paris' scene.
"I'm on the blob tonight Archibold, you'll have to butter my arse if you want any."
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