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Baby Daddy

Finn Wolfhard is Quincy’s baby daddy.

Finn: I’m your baby daddy!
Quincy: He’s my baby daddy!
Both: Yea, yea!
Finn: I’ll get you pregnant.

by I ♥️ Finn Wolfhard August 23, 2018


Waste a baby

When one proceeds to masturbate and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of "semen", then one has, in effect, "Wasted a baby" ...

Example 1:

"Dude, Elle is so HOT! Just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2 - "I know, it smells like i couldn't help but waste a baby ..."

Person 1 - "Fuck you."

by 2BC and The Syklops April 27, 2009


Corn Baby

A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.

I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.

by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2018


Boss baby

Boss baby:
Brooklyn meek=boss baby

Brooklyn meek(boss baby): your weird

Other person: stfu u look like boss baby

by Brooklyn meek my boi February 29, 2020


Cider baby

ring of fat gained from excessive drinking of cider, a version or the "beer belly" but for somebody who drinks dump loads of cider, booya

dave " went home with that chick from the bar last night"
dean "oh saweet, how did it go?"
dave" started pretty good, had to leave early tho cause when i was feelin her tits up it turns out i was actually nursing her cider baby"
dean "aww gutted mate"

by neil jordan February 17, 2009


Baby Jackson

A baby that has some correlation to every celebrity in the world and makes people cringe.

Baby Jackson: I am now going to party with The Rock (In low Baby Voice)
Guy 1: Cringe (Aka Jealous)

by BabyJackson2020 September 28, 2020


Durr Baby

A child born between two blood relatives (usually cousins) that has a birth defect as a result of incest.

Make sure to wear a condom when you fuck your cousin. I don't want you to have a durr baby.

by Packedpower27 September 27, 2023

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