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bar-shy

A town, city or area with few if any drinking establishments.

It's a bit bar-shy round here.

by Dinosaur Pie November 19, 2016

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The Dessert Bar

When you tie a chick naked to the legs of a glass topped table then take a dump on the top of the table and leave her there to be found by her parents or housemates.

I couldnโ€™t be bothered staying at that chicks place all night so I decided to treat her and her parents to the dessert bar

by Damo the Leb April 9, 2019

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Bar Mitzvah

1. A jew losing his virginity.

2. Any male having sex with a jewish girl for the first time in his life.

1. Did you guys hear?? Tommy finally got Bar Mitzvahed last night!!!
2. Yo man I met this girl Rachel at the club last night, lets just say I got Bar Mitsvahed back at my place! Jewish girls know how to get down!

by Ben Dover Derrick Zass July 12, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Klondike bar

The secret of the klondike bar is the key to happiness, its the answer of all big questoins... But, the only way you can find out the secret is to make it arven miles up your mums pussy, and when you reached your destination, you will find a chest, in that chest there is a paper with something dritten on, whats written on the paper is the name of a type of cereal, you need to Buy this cereal at a grocery store and take it home, then you put milk That cereal, grab a spoon, and eat some of the cereal, but not all of it! Then you ned to spit on the paper you found in your mom and then put it in the cereal, when you take it up, you will see... The secret... The answer... The code... The key to everything... The secret of the kentucky klondike bar!!!!!

The secretfinder: Dude!
Secretfinders friend: What?
Secretfinder: I can fly, i can make things fly, i can destroy, i can destroy you, i can crack Obamas nuts, i can fuck ten people at once, because i, i know the secret.. THE SECRET OF THE KLONDIKE BAR!!!!!
Everyone: Hail the secretfinder!!!!! He is our lord!!!

by doublebruh January 2, 2015

21๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


snack bar

Another name for a womans vagina.

Gina refused to clean up her snack bar. When I went down to delve on the goods I narfed.

by Snoel February 17, 2005

34๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Klondike Bar

You guess ;)

What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

by Me June 25, 2003

34๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dilly Bar

A fat Army Specialist who doesn't know he is being put down / picked on. Also clueless to the world or job at hand.

He's such a Dilly Bar, he doesn't even know we are talking about him.

by IEW short bus driver February 28, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž