getting fucking zooted
aka they’re high
1: bro what’s that smell
2: damn boy who’s getting high up in here
1: looks like someone is rolling one in the bay
Next day regret from an E-Bay purchase.
"Yesterday I bought a fairing bracket on E-Bay. Now I have an E-Bay Hangover trying to pay for it."
were steph, bren and karley is having sexy time...
oh baby '= lets go to sunshine bay...
A task that was taken on and solved out of a desire to take initiative at work. This is a reference to an episode of The Orville in which Captain Ed Mercer asks Bortus what he has been working on, and Bortus replies that there is an alligator in the cargo bay, but he has crushed it with a chair.
Did I fix the SQL injection vulnerability? Of course, it's an alligator in the cargo bay!
Proper Noun:
A film director who loves to put explosions in the movies he directs
Adjective:
1. Explosion-action fest
2. Mindless actions
"That movie was such a Michael Bay"
"Stop Michael Baying around!"
A sexy ass Daddy film director
I need me a Michael Bay
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one of the best men you’ll ever meet. he plays around and is sarcastic but cares so much even if he doesn’t show it all the time. he’s very mature and is extremely head over heart, so he thinks very rationally. he’s also extremely good looking and gives off a very confident vibe, but he may actually be insecure. he’s the type of man to make you feel safe and comfortable and secure. his sense of humor is also extremely funny and he can make anybody laugh. he can choose to be quiet when he doesn’t feel the need to talk but he can also be the life of the party. he loves to play around and sometimes that hurts peoples feelings but he’s an all around caring, good looking, sexy, funny, humble, guy who you can trust with anything.
me: isn’t he so amazing?
person 1: yeah, he’s like ian bai