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when a woman goes out in puplic not knowing that her hair looks fine from the front and sides but is totally knarled up in the back .
Hey, your hair is sticking straight out the back of your head. You totally have sex-bed-head.
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The cost of a toilet and a bed is enslaving you financially.
I told Fernando to move out of Santa Barbara because his rent was taking 90% of his take home pay and he'd become a toi-bed slave.
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A term used to address an event of either unbelievable, hilarious or ridiculous measure. These 5 words should only be used to address the occurence when it is of huge magnitude.
(Note - heavily accenting the 'Ch' in Christ always adds great emphasis upon deliverance of the phrase.)
First began to circulate in Essex, after a truly remarkable display of football acrobatics during a friendly game of 6-a-side, the phrase has now picked up a few more scenarios to be used in.
1) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ! Did you just see that fucking goal?!'
2? 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, that truly was the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.'
3) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, did you just see that bitch spit a Melon out of her arse?!'
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A winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. Natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she'll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.
Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
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A Double Kitty Bed Party is slang for a three way where there are two girls and one guy. "Double Kitty" refers to two women or their pussies, whereas "Bed Party" refers to sex.
These aren't as common as other three way combinations, and you usually see the two women taking turns pleasuring the man through hand jobs and oral sex, and sometimes even vaginal sex and anal sex.
NOTE: This can also refer to two women having lesbian sex, however the former is more commonly used.
Male 1: "See those two honeys over there?"
Male 2: "Yeah, they're pretty fine."
Male 1: "I'm gonna go ask them if they want to have a DOUBLE KITTY BED PARTY!"
Male 2: "Good luck with that, haha."
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Its when you getcha head, then you fuck, and head to bed afterwords.
Man this Jessica bitch gave me the suck, fuck, and head to bed last night and man was it blazin.
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When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,
everyone think you meant house
nope
you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,
or you're just a virgin.
"911 whats your emergency"
"911 there's someone in my bed"
"There was a break in?"
"There's someone in my bed"
"Should I send someone?"
*hangs up*