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Someone unimportant walks in the room, but he thinks he is really important. Everyone refers to him as The Big Murray, which he thinks is a compliment, but everyone else knows that he is a douche.
"Hey Aaron, did you see? Andrew just got here."
"Oh, you mean The Big Murray?
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What non-orchestra people call a cello
Educated Orchestra Geek: Hey, you coming to the concert tonight?
Uncultured Swine: oOh wiLL tHeRe bE tHoSe biG viOLiNs oWo
*facepalm*
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A 3 Liter bottle of soda!!!! Available at certain drug stores.
Why on earth do all of you have a bottle of Big Fizz?
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Making money, poppin bottles and partying like a rockstar
Me and my Boyz are doing it big out here in Idaho.
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A steroid-addled homosexual with a power complex and a perchant for fabricating female alter egos.
Not to be trusted near children.
That Big Russ touched me inappropriately.
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