Chill the bones

Relax. Don't get so worked up. Chill out.

Hey man, chill the bones!

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Bone Home

This is what ET (Extra Testicle) does when his woman is away, and what I did on a 6 month job away from my woman. This is the concise version of another coinage of mine, "phone-a-bone." As in, "Hey, it's 6 o'clock, I've got to go to my room and phone-a-bone!"

I'm horny but my woman's back home. I guess I'll have pick up the phone and bone home.

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Dry Bones

A task or undertaking which is boring or dull. Which makes you question life, your job, and your own existence.

See Bone Dry

Colleague: "My boss just asked me to check through a 64,000 row spreadsheet"
Me: "Shit man, that's some dry bones"

Friend: "My fiancé wants me to help out with the wedding invitations".
Me: "Dry...."
Friend: "...Bones."

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bone assed

Probably this means something stupid

Somebody is gonna do some bone assed thing

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Nerve Bone

A specific bone that causes the most pain when hit.

Usually a person's nerve bone is in their left elbow or right knee.

Person 1: Aaaaah!!!
Person 2: OMG R U OK?
Person 1: Sure, I was just hit in the elbow.
Person 2: Sounds like that struck a nerve.
Person 1: Yeah, that's my nerve bone :(.

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Big-boned

having large bones: large but NOT fat

person 1: you are really fat, dude
person 2: HEY I am not fat I just big-boned that's all

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Big Boned

A word to describe someone who is borderline obese, but doesn't like the word fat or morbid.

Jangwon is morbid, oh wait.. sorry i mean Big Boned
Jangwon is BIG BONED

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