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Smash Pumpkins day! It’s the day after Halloween so go get your pumpkins, grab a sledge hammer, and beat the shit out of them.
Person 1: it’s November 1! You know what that means?
Person 2: WHERE’S THE PUMPKINS
Person 1 & 2: *smashes pumpkins*
The day that your soulmate was born
Hey do you know anyone who was born on november 1?
Yes
Marry them now
November 1 is national clap day 😉
It’s national make up ur own holiday
Jack: clap
Brad:for what
Jack: it’s November 1
National nail your sibling with a snowball day :)
Brother: What are you holding behind your back?
*gets nailed in face with snowball
Happy December 1!!!
Your cool awesome and have a big dick
wow dude! your cool awesome and have a big dick and its december 1st today!
National nut day. This is national nut day. On this day all the surviving soldiers from no nut November are allowed to nut for the first time in 30 days
Man: hey today is December 1
Man 2: looks like I can finally nut again