Captain Sensible

Someone who doesn't like the mainstream, an individual who goes against the social norm.

"I don't like the Beatles or Elvis. I'm a right Captain Sensible, me!"

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captain cat

The leader of all cats

That captain cat fucking wrecks shit

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Captain Quil

A shot of captain Morgan mixed with a shot of nyquil. A drink often used to get girls to pass out.

"Dude how did you get with that babe last night?"
"Gave that bitch some captain quill"
"Oh true"

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Captain Wow

That dude from Shaun of the Dead

We are now stuck here because of Captain Wow -The least brained person in the movie

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Captain Fucky

The leader of a group of douchbags, usually the guy that signals and talks the loudst in a group of Ed hardy wearing white sunglasses with spiked hair stack of douchebags, generally named steve, Youll be able to smell his douche from 5 miles away

Look at captain fucky and his shit clowns

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Captain Smackaho

The ultimate guy. He's THE MAN. The FUN guy everyone loves to be around. The girls love em and the guys hate em...oh yeah and he's got a boat bitch!!

That Captain Smackaho has such a HUGE boat!

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Captain Hook

A serious condition when your dick becomes disformed and is curved, usually happens to people with lisps and people with micro penises/Chodes

Also known as- Shrimp Dick Sindrom

"Hey have you seen chases Chode." says James. "Yah looks like hes got a classic Captain Hook." Says Liam "Yup its a case of Shrimp Dick Sindrom, poor kid." Says Murphy

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