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a song by American singer-songwriter John Mayer.
Waiting on the World to Change received mixed reviews from music critics. Kelefa Sanneh of The New York Times called the song "a lovely and anger-free ode to a vaguely dissatisfied generation
when a fat amke or female (fat ass boo) playz u for money to buy drugs (u no u want tha crack)
Gimme My Crack money ya fuckin chunky change!!
This occurs when purchasing an item and your change is 4 cents, 9 cents, 14 cents, etc, and the teller rounds up your change to the next highest denomination becuase they're cool shit and pennies are ridiculous.
a buys a coffee. b (teller) does the change round-up.
a: Thanks dude.
b: No prob. I hate this job anyways.
a: Yeah, screw the man.
having sex while youre on the phone and excusing the noise being made with this excuse.
person: hey.
other person: hey... whats that noise?
person: don't mind the noise, just changing the ac water. whats up?
When a bisexual person thinks about boys and then girls.
Oh my gosh I totally knew that becky was changing gears , when I saw her in the womens locker room
referring to marrying someone, and thereby changing their last name.
"I love Sarah so much, I'm thinking of changing her name"
The Chicago Change Dispenser is where you put Change into a Persons Asshole and they fart it out
I want you to give the Chicago Change Dispenser