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abyss small child

when someone is always screaming about this that are there fault

"my work takes so long"

:no your just being a abyss small child"

by garrydaplatypus January 21, 2021


child-proof cap

a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!

she had me put on a child-proof cap

should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!

jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!

by michael foolsley December 20, 2013


curepe pres child

A very smart child with a very immature attitude that he/she dosen't know about

That girl feel that she is a curepe pres child

by arielsingh June 4, 2017


Moriah Elizabeth’s child

A cute baby that is ten months old and is cute and beautiful and is the queen of squishing squishes

Person 1: look at Moriah Elizabeth’s child
Person2: she’s cute

by Vic vic Vicky vic July 12, 2022

1👍 10👎


child neglect mullet

A naturally forming mullet on a child due to the lack of regular hair cuts.

Hey look at the child neglect mullet on that toddler.

by Mullets inc. September 11, 2013

3👍 1👎


screaming duck child

a mythical creature with the head of a duck and body of a child who screams all the time except when eating dogs

person: are u free this weekend?
other person: nah im hunting for the screaming duck child

by superspyninjabadasshellbeast January 17, 2011


only child timeframe

A term that describes the distortion that occurs when someone who’s an only child who grew up regularly distorting or misperceiving time intervals ballparks how long something is going to take.

When she gives me one of her only child timeframe estimates, I just double it so I don’t lose my mind.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

6👍 2👎