when someone is always screaming about this that are there fault
"my work takes so long"
:no your just being a abyss small child"
a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!
she had me put on a child-proof cap
should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!
jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
A very smart child with a very immature attitude that he/she dosen't know about
That girl feel that she is a curepe pres child
A cute baby that is ten months old and is cute and beautiful and is the queen of squishing squishes
Person 1: look at Moriah Elizabeth’s child
Person2: she’s cute
1👍 10👎
A naturally forming mullet on a child due to the lack of regular hair cuts.
Hey look at the child neglect mullet on that toddler.
3👍 1👎
a mythical creature with the head of a duck and body of a child who screams all the time except when eating dogs
person: are u free this weekend?
other person: nah im hunting for the screaming duck child
A term that describes the distortion that occurs when someone who’s an only child who grew up regularly distorting or misperceiving time intervals ballparks how long something is going to take.
When she gives me one of her only child timeframe estimates, I just double it so I don’t lose my mind.
6👍 2👎