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Accidentally shitting on someone's forehead while sitting on his/her face.
Jeff gave Annie a Chocolate Unicorn while she teabagged him and she couldn't get the stink out of her hair for days.
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The heinous smell that lingers long after flushing a shit.
Don't let Andrew use the bathroom, last time his chocolate ghost took over the whole apartment
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The sexual act involving two people, usually a man and a woman, where the man is a hirsute ginger. He leaves a sizable dollop of poop on his partner's chest. He then proceeds to rise, beat his chest and holler, summoning all his ginger friends who then engage in a soggy waffle contest and feed the treat to the woman.
Note: If the woman is hairy enough, this can be performed with the genders reversed.
Yo, last night Alvin was with his girl and he pulled an Orangutan Chocolate. I ended up at his house with my junk out because I heard his tribal call.
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When a black woman is suspended in air by two white males penises. One man has her arms wrapped around his waist while he is receiving oral sex. The other man has her legs wrapped around his waist while vaginal sex is performed. This can be done with the black female facing up or down, although the latter is more difficult.
The two men then proceed to double high five And interlock fingers (very similar to an “Eiffel tower”).
“Hey bro see that black girl at the bar?” - bro 1
“Yeah bro...” - bro 2
“Think she’d be down for a Chocolate Bridge?” - bro 1
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A by-product of ass to mouth.
"Hey baby, pull your pecker out of my poop chute and give me that CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE!"
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A sex move in which a guy, while sticking his dick in a girls vagina proceeds to cram his balls into her asshole, thus resulting in the balls to be covered with shitty chocolate glaze.
"The best thing about Ashley having a loose asshole is that i can easily give her Chocolate Cramberries"
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What you call alcohol in front for your parents and possible snitches.
(Pairs nicely with the sone Chocolate Milk by kookookangaroo)
“Did anyone bring the chocolate milk?”
“Yeah don’t worry about it”
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“Yo Brandon whatcha drinking?”
“Chocolate milk bro”
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