Thrifts harder than a Mike Tyson punch!
-"You see that Josh Cook guy??"
- "Yeah, he's always cleaning up at the racks."
When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.
Wow that person is such a David Cook
Edie is this wierd anime kid that also loves but hates gay people
Edie Cooke is hooking up with girls again
Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)
Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.
The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.
We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out
When you spread a males ass and stick the handle of a cooking pot in it while your dick is in the ass as well. While fucking the male in the ass you shit in to the cooking pot that’s handle is inserted in the ass.
I cooking pot the big black man I was fucking