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1. a good friend that's also your secret crush
2. that person you asked out that "just wanted to be friends", but you still have a crush on
3. a friend that kinda likes you and you kinda like him/her back
4. a stage where you kinda want to be friends, but at the same time, you want to be a couple
1. oh gawd i really like ethan... but he's been my friend since third grade!! ahh, a new friend-crush!
2. i wish lisa wouldn't have rejected me. she's my friend-crush.
3. those two always smile and giggle with each other. they're both such friend-crushes.
4. ugh, i think i want to be friends with kendra. but i don't know, i kind of want to be more than friends! MYEHH FRIEND-CRUSH STAGE
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A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe
Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush
Josh: nice try nerd
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The act of emptying your bladder after consuming large quantities of alcohol.
Hey man you ready to hit up the next bar?
Hell's yeah dude , just give me a few seconds to crush a piss.
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when you think you're over someone you like.
you haven't seen them in a long period of time then when you see them again you crush back so hard and so fast you just kind of???? wh at??? jus t???? hap pen ed???
*childhood crush leaves* *you get over them* *you see them again after a few years* *fuck* *feelings are back and hard af aka crush whiplash*
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A crush whom you can't ask out because:
1. You're LGBT, and they're straight
2. You're straight, and they're LGBT
3. You're already taken
4. They're already taken
Person A: I have this massive crush on (Person C), man!
Person B: But they're straight. Guessing you have an untouchable crush then, huh.
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The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards
Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"
The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"
The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls
Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"
Joke courtesy of HIMYM
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when ones castle is crushed; sex
What are you doin crushing the castle.
I crushed Cassie's castle last night.
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