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Someone who just isn't cool and does/says really corny things.
Toke just posted pictures of herself at Tejuosho mall. What a dead guy!
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Having sex with a limp penis
I couldn't get hard so I had to dead horse it in.
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To be a dead duck is to be doomed, similar to dead meat.
Don: If I don't bolt it before the police get here, I'll be a dead duck!
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catchy phrase and name for the Red Lobster restaurant
Hey, how about meeting at the Dead Lobster for dinner!
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Any person under the age of 35 who is either (A) married, (B) engaged, or (C) is a parent. They move around society, imitating the motions of the living... but--come on, we all know--they're The Walking Dead.
Any member of such class that becomes a personal friend is upgraded to the category of "Zombie Pal"
Old Friend #1: It's so good to reconnect with everybody from high school. What ever happened to Kyle?
Old Friend #2: Man... you didn't hear? He's married with two kids.
Old Friend #1: ...oh, no. The Walking Dead, huh? Rest in peace, Kyle
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Noun:
A term used for some poor son of a bitch who finds out that his really hot girlfriend he has been showing off to his friends and family for the last 3 months is in fact a shemale.
Verb:
Dead penising
A guy who decides to screw his 'girlfriend' anyway after finding out she is in fact a shemale because he realizes that his whole fucking life is over anyway and he might as well get what he can. Usually followed by self castration while listening to some really shitty emo music.
Hey, what happened to Wally?
Hey man, leave him alone...he's just a dead penis now.
Poor bastard! By the blood coming from his groinal area, seems like he did some dead penising.
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What you call a girl that has such a terrible attitude or is just a bitch in general you would only give her a dead rose for a flower.
Guy 1: Have you talked to Ashley?
Guy 2: Yea. She is a dead rose.
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