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December 8th is national give your boyfriend sexual favors and you have to do it at least once
Girlfriend - what day is it
Boyfriend - December 8th
Girlfriend - its national boyfriend sexual favours day, so come here
Boyfriend - yes please
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The day you date your best friend for 2 days.
its December 31st you know what that means bestie
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Person 1: today is full of sh...
Person 2: stop it today is December 15
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2nd of December
The day good respectful children go to school because that is what their mother told them to do.
Koby: Hey mum, it’s the 2nd of December so I’m going to go to school because I’m a courteous and upstanding hound student.
Mason: Yes Mother, I to shall be going to school as this is the right thing to do and I respect your decision as my primary caregiver.
Koby: here here!
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Guys with big dick energy are born on this day.
Hey look at that confident, sexy guy he looks like he was born on December 7th
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did you know its national send an ass pic day?
Wait today's the December 28th?
Yeah
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Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.
Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December
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