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Friend who is on the longest snap streak with me! V cool eyeliner (teach me), and says they aren't hot when they actually are angry.
When you take out your penis and ejaculate onto a freshly sunburnt back.
Omar gave cheryl a demonic suntan.
Literally the perfect name for a big brother. This guy is always there to provide advice, love, and the feeling of safety. His warm presence will tell your anxieties to fuck off no matter what, and his blazing determination will burn anyone who decided it's a good idea to fuck with you. Daniel is a kind, amazing, and absolutely talented human being and thus should be given the love he deserves. If you have a Daniel in your life, don't be stupid and make sure you tell him how much you love him, the guy deserves it. He might have gone through some shit, some worse than others, but he is still here and standing strong. He deserves to be respected.
"Hey have you heard of Daniel the fox demon?"
"Oh you mean the guy who just won the best big bro trophy?"
"Yes, that's him! Isn't he cool?!"
"Absolutely! I wish i was like him!"
Demonic females say they want equality with males when they really want power over us; they also say things like "a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle", and especially, "Feminism is theory; lesbianism is practice." Attrib. to Ti-Grace Atkinson. Demonic females would love to rid the world of us.
That biotch was saying in the maintenance office that "beer makes me randy", when she knew damn well no man could talk like that around women and keep his job; she is one of those demonic females.
after 11 pm when a man is texting Sid the sloth and wants some puss
I am not just a sex-demon, I want more than just puss.
Casey ayuk-tabi after 11 pm when he is texting Sid the sloth.
I am not like a sex demon, I want more than just you puss.