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Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.
“I know nothing about a dick tree" - Alex Trebek
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A dick rag can either be a rag that you use to wash or clean your tiny dick. The term "dick rag" my also be used in reference to the rag that you blow you huge load of cum into. This may be after ejaculation while jacking off, or when ur pussy ass girlfriend makes you pull out and cum into one of those dick rags.
Emily- "Honey you need to pull out now! Do you have that dick rag? Jeff- "Oh shit I forgot it honey, I guess I have to cum inside you!"
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-to give someone the OK to ride/bang.
Bro: Yeah, dude. She's hot as fuck, i'd give her the dick ticket.
Bitch: You don't want that, she's ratchet.
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A Dick Doodle is when you take an unsolicited dick pick that was sent to your private messages in chat, edit it with funny doodles, and send it back to the person who sent it to you. Bonus points if you can post it publicly for all to see.
Poly got tired of getting sexually assaulted by guys sending her dick pics all day long, so she started making Dick Doodles out of them and sending them back.
The internal portion of the penis located between the scrotum and anus.
I went to the doctor's office for a penile enlargement. He cut cut a ligament and now I have a couple of extra inches of taint dick!
The bush of a woman's vagina that covers the man's cock during intercourse.
That woman's hairy vagina will sure give you a great dick busher.
An uncircumcised penis with an abnormal amount of foreskin
“Damn bro you got that Pickens dick! I could knit that shit into a sweater!”