french dip

When you've finished your business on the toilet and your wiping hand reaches down there and inadvertently makes contact with the piss and/or shit-filled toilet water. It could be light graze or a full on plunge. Possible reasons include poor hand coordination, distraction due to shit lit and/or an extraordinarily massive excremental output leading to a higher than expected toilet water level.

Dude 1: High five!
Dude 2: Alright! *complies*
Dude 1: Lol I just french dipped a minute ago with that hand.
Dude 2: Nooooooooooooooo.

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Sink Dipping

a) When removing a plug from a sink full of water, a gentleman places his genitles into the downward spiral of water creating a vacuum around his penis causing him to shoot his load.
b) To take a naked female bend her over and dip her head into the sink whilst taking her from behind. Regular dipping intervals of 5 seconds in 5 seconds out should be used to help with timing and not to cause distress to the female.

a) "I am going to go home and go sink dipping till I am blind"

b) "She would get sink dipped anytime"

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Double dipped

Verb. The act of placing not one, but two cooking pans filled with a liquid outside a sleeping persons door. When they awaken and stumble out of their room, it is right into said liquid.

Dude, I got double dipped bad this morning! With ranch dressing! No worries though, imma get him back with a double dip filled with placenta from my aunts third cousins dog!

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Mickley Dip

The amazing act of having both your balls in a pussy while your penis is in the asshole of the very girl who's pussy contains your balls.

"Yo dude last night I totally shoved my balls in this girl's pussy while I was fuckin' her in the ass."

"Why the hell didn't you just call it a Mickley Dip you fucking moron?"

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dip slunk

(noun).

the egregious, abhorrent, gangly, hate loving loogie in your throat that have to try to get out but doing so makes you choke and think you’ll die. the moment before you pass out choking on said loogie you get it out and forever fear sickness because of the loogie. a dip slunk is that moist horrific loogie

(or a filler slur)

“that dip slunk took me for a ride” (said in an australian accent)
“the dip slunkiest fellow just cut me off on the highway”

Stoker’s dip

A real working mans dip the best at packing and the best long lasting flavor

Yee yee just got me a can of stoker’s dip time to party

Slip and dip

To slip a fart and dip out of the room.

There I was getting ready to sit down and watch tv when I smelled something horrible and saw my friend walking out of the house. I realized he did a slip and dip.