Random
Source Code
Random
When u realize that u miss your ex boyfriend / girlfriend and that u are jealous of them
Oh shut I've caught mad snail disease
6👍 11👎
A digital or mental infection transmitted via electronic medium. Includes viruses and very bad ideas that are given legitimacy byt repeated transmittion.
Bad ideas or mistruths which are given legitimacy by their repeated transmission to multiple parties are Digitally Transmitted Diseases of the psychological nature. Common and malicious virus transmitted by digital medium of any type is a Digitally Transmitted Disease.
2👍 2👎
When you start out as black but then later in your life you turn white.
My friend Jamal was black at first, but then developed Michael Jackson Disease and is now white.
4👍 5👎
The term "old timer's disease" is commonly used by uneducated people who aren't aware that the disease is actually called, "alzheimer's disease."
People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.
Person 1: "My grandma has old timer's disease."
Person 2: "Are you stupid? It's called alzheimers disease! And in case you didn't know, it's not just old people that can develop alzheimers. You should really read more or at least take the time to learn proper information. Jesus effin christ.....
29👍 83👎
When a person's breath is SO BAD that their mouth smells "Ed Zachary" like their asshole.
If you do not brush your teeth you are going to have Ed Zachary Disease, and no babe will want to kiss you.
25👍 71👎
Feeding a cow animal by-product resulting in giving the cow serious constipation therefore having an angry cow.:{
The cow looks mad he must have that mad cow disease he has'nt shat for a Week
4👍 7👎
When a man or woman who works as (but is not limited to) a truck driver and when they arrive home they do not stop talking nomatter what you do they cut you off at every chance to continue talking about something that only really matters to them in the first place.
Guy 1- Dude my dad cam home last night and never stopped talking for 5 straight hours!
Guy 2- Sounds like a serious case of truck driver disease to me man.
4👍 7👎