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A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
playboyškatla disorder is when a person is making up scenarios, and then overthinking about it, and then saying ''how are u?'' to his friend and then starts complaining about it and then pushes people away and starts being uga buga big dum dum. His words are as meaningful as screaming turtles! USELESS! When u tell them and try to help them because ur their friend, he says GO AWAY, but hit me up when u have problems. Sadly doctors haven't found the cure for this diagnosis, BUTTTT the legend says that you just have to invite them to play league.
person 1: how are u?
person 2: DONT ACT LIKE U CARE, UR ASKING ME THIS JUST CUZ U NEED TO!
person 1: ehmmm wtf
person 2: STOP ACTING LIKE U CARE, NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME!
person 1: i diagnose u with playboyškatla disorder!
when you grow hair inside your scrotum instead of the outside.
Xavier has hairy testies, he must have scrotum disorder. I feel bad for him :(
You have a very unhealthy obsession with memes.
You need treatment for your Chronic Memes Disorder
That feeling of inexplicable sadness you get when a TV series or book series ends.
'You haven't been out all week, what's wrong with you??' 'Sorry, Game of Thrones ended last week and I feel like part of me has died' 'oh, you have season-end affective disorder (SAD), I've been there'
Is a mental disease that affects the brain and its cells making the person dumb, incapable of functioning, with symptoms like aggresiveness, irresponsabilty, lack of empathy, allucination, jealousy, vengative and untolerant behaviour, obssesive self love and also making deprecating comments to itself , delusion, high ego (almost narcissist or a sociopath ) random and weird behaviour.
1. Emily has the Emily Dumb Word Disorder (EDWD) so she can't function well in class.
2. The Emily Dumb Word Disorder (EDWD) make her very crazy.
A disorder in which one can become addicted to anesthetics most commonly local anesthetics