The act of taking a shit while another is sitting on your lap and shitting simultaneously between your legs.
Perry and Carl both had to shit but only one toilet was available so they performed a double decker.
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When your girlfriend breaks up with you while she is also taking a dump.
Stoner 1: "Man, she totally broke up with me while she was taking a dump."
Stoner 2: "Sounds like you fell victim to the classic Double Dump."
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n. used to say when a two bad or inconvenient events happen in a very short period of time.
"Ah! I lost my keys and my dog! That's a double wammy."
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A southern soda brand made in Chattanooga, TN. The name was given by doubling a 6-ounce bottle into a 12-ounce bottle. It was trying to compete against Royal Crown Cola(a.k.a. RC Cola), Coca-Cola, and Pepsi Cola. They also made another drink in the late 50's called Ski, which they named it after an employee's thing they did on their honeymoon: skiing.
Today, these two sodas are still in retail stores, go pick a dozen-pack and enjoy them.
I believe the Double Cola Company should make more new kinds of soda drinks.
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two gangs that look the same but are in fact, not the same. Kinda like one tree looking like another but not really being the same tree.
Tom: "hey sir is that not the same gang residing over in that place of residence?"
Kris: " Shiett, izz juz uh dubble gang'r eh"
Tom: Oh, thou dost not mean 'double ganger'?
Kris: shieet, naw dawg.
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When you are really really high, equal to the double rainbow guy.
Guy 1- "Dude I see leprechauns and elfs and dancing bunnies!"
Guy 2- "Wtf?"
Guy 3- "Oh hes just double rainbowed right now."
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Getting oral by two women at the same time.
That was a great double header.
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