Stupid, dull-witted. The complete absence of rational thought or any potential for rational thought. The lowest possible level on the intelligence scale. A fucktard.
Student: Professor, this formaldehyde soaked frog I'm dissecting is dumber than Charlie Sheen.
Professor: Son, the correct expression is 'Dumb as Charlie Sheen' . It's not possible to be dumber than Charlie Sheen.
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A phrase that was used by Danny the Tourettes Guy while looking in the fridge.
HOLY DUMB FUCK! What is this shit?!
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The insult "Ur mom gay", but with a huge upgrade. This insult has enough destructive power to end all reality with a single use. Even God himself cannot withstand this insult. One use and God will be vanished forever.
Bob: Ur mom gay
Phil: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur granny tranny
Phil: Ur grandpap a trap
Bob: Ur sister a mister
Phil: Ur brother a mother
*Nothing happens*
Phil: What?! How are you still alive?!
Bob: Witness my power fool.
Bob: UR MOM DUMB
*Reality shatters and the universe collapses. God is banished*.
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When you keep going back to the same guy after he's played you multiple times
I suffer from dumb bitch syndrome because this is the 6th time I've taken him back.
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The exhaustion you feel after dealing with stupid and/or rude people.
Comes from "plumb tuckered out," meaning tired as hell.
I spent 20 minutes at work today explaining to a customer that he couldn't use his gift card because there was no money left on it. He kept saying "But gift cards are LIKE money". I'm dumb fuckered out; I need a beer and a nap.
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Germany's pet name given by Romano (South Italy).
"Suck my balls, you dumb potato-eater."
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