holy dumb fuck

A phrase that was used by Danny the Tourettes Guy while looking in the fridge.

HOLY DUMB FUCK! What is this shit?!

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Ur mom dumb

The insult "Ur mom gay", but with a huge upgrade. This insult has enough destructive power to end all reality with a single use. Even God himself cannot withstand this insult. One use and God will be vanished forever.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Phil: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur granny tranny
Phil: Ur grandpap a trap
Bob: Ur sister a mister
Phil: Ur brother a mother
*Nothing happens*
Phil: What?! How are you still alive?!

Bob: Witness my power fool.
Bob: UR MOM DUMB

*Reality shatters and the universe collapses. God is banished*.

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Dumb bitch syndrome

When you keep going back to the same guy after he's played you multiple times

I suffer from dumb bitch syndrome because this is the 6th time I've taken him back.

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dumb fuckered out

The exhaustion you feel after dealing with stupid and/or rude people.

Comes from "plumb tuckered out," meaning tired as hell.

I spent 20 minutes at work today explaining to a customer that he couldn't use his gift card because there was no money left on it. He kept saying "But gift cards are LIKE money". I'm dumb fuckered out; I need a beer and a nap.

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dumb as dog shit

Unintelligent. Stupid.

She is dumb as dog shit.

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Dumb Potato-Eater

Germany's pet name given by Romano (South Italy).

"Suck my balls, you dumb potato-eater."

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Dumb Fucking Bitch

A woman who does not listen to any form of reason, often responding to reason with a dumb, bitchy response.

A woman who expects you to do everything and anything at all times and bitches you out if you dont do only one of those.

Mom: You don't try to get a job so your being disrespectful
Me: (thinking) wow your such a DUMB FUCKING BITCH

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