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dumb as Charlie Sheen

Stupid, dull-witted. The complete absence of rational thought or any potential for rational thought. The lowest possible level on the intelligence scale. A fucktard.

Student: Professor, this formaldehyde soaked frog I'm dissecting is dumber than Charlie Sheen.

Professor: Son, the correct expression is 'Dumb as Charlie Sheen' . It's not possible to be dumber than Charlie Sheen.

by needlenoots September 18, 2009

102๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


holy dumb fuck

A phrase that was used by Danny the Tourettes Guy while looking in the fridge.

HOLY DUMB FUCK! What is this shit?!

by TourettesSupply October 31, 2009

50๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ur mom dumb

The insult "Ur mom gay", but with a huge upgrade. This insult has enough destructive power to end all reality with a single use. Even God himself cannot withstand this insult. One use and God will be vanished forever.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Phil: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur granny tranny
Phil: Ur grandpap a trap
Bob: Ur sister a mister
Phil: Ur brother a mother
*Nothing happens*
Phil: What?! How are you still alive?!

Bob: Witness my power fool.
Bob: UR MOM DUMB

*Reality shatters and the universe collapses. God is banished*.

by FullChicken24 March 25, 2018

26๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dumb bitch syndrome

When you keep going back to the same guy after he's played you multiple times

I suffer from dumb bitch syndrome because this is the 6th time I've taken him back.

by Dbsssqueen October 25, 2018

32๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


dumb fuckered out

The exhaustion you feel after dealing with stupid and/or rude people.

Comes from "plumb tuckered out," meaning tired as hell.

I spent 20 minutes at work today explaining to a customer that he couldn't use his gift card because there was no money left on it. He kept saying "But gift cards are LIKE money". I'm dumb fuckered out; I need a beer and a nap.

by luluup February 20, 2012

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


dumb as dog shit

Unintelligent. Stupid.

She is dumb as dog shit.

by jonathad April 1, 2010

29๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dumb Potato-Eater

Germany's pet name given by Romano (South Italy).

"Suck my balls, you dumb potato-eater."

by POTATO-EATINGBASTARD October 21, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž