When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.
A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.
Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.
Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"
When you go up and talk to someone you think you know just to realize that they are indeed not that person.
Dude, I just snowman cookie-ed a guy that looked exactly like you at the gym.
see that bloke there? yeah the 8 pinter across the pub. he's a real ed laskey for true
Beautiful girl,the most precious thing ever,shes so perfect and pretty.
its impossible not to love her.
Ede-Mae is pretty
A "Chung ed" is a joint with a big head probably rolled with a l plate
"Yo do u wanna go bun a Chung ed?"
"Yea calm"
cock fucked; fucked over; treated in a bad or unfair way, may be used while playing video games or irl
(whilst playing game) dammit you just cuck(ed) me!