Furry End day

21 December 2021 no more furry allowed because god hates that

Furry end day is the most best day

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bite the end off the cigar

The act of prematurely, through choice or involuntary reflex, pinching your asshole shut on a log before it has fully exited your shit pipe. By not allowing the shit to gracefully release, you are now stuck with what as known as the "endless wipe".

"Bro, you don't want to bite the end off the cigar or your asshole is going to itch all day"

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North End middle school

Don't go to North End the teacher are just trash, they are always on u gor no god damn reason! Mr. Simpson can suck my dick, and Mrs gilmore Idk. All the black girls in this school are musty, dusty and crusty! They be smellin like a hobo's ass hole. And all the boy obviously never used deodorant cuz they also fuckin musty. And lastly all the boys need to pull up their pants cuz no girl wants to see ur ugly boxers or short so pull them up fag and y'all need to stop where fake gucci. How do u sag wit a belt? Dumbass

North End middle school

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the ''b'' in ''mb-ending'' words.

What is pronounce in Scotland but is ignored elsewhere. We Scots pronounce the ''b'' in ''lamb'' and ''plumb'' but others don't and that just creates two needless homonyms ''plum'' and ''plumb''.

We Scots pronounce the ''b'' in ''lamb'' but others don't and sound to us Scots as being lazy.

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double ended jelly dong

A jelly dong which is double ended. It is used specifically to pleasure the vaginal and/or anal orifices of a lady or two ladies simultaneously. It can also be used on gay men.
The phrase is also historicaly used to make fun of the South Asian accent as they traditionally have trouble saying it.

Thats a double ended jelly dong in my sister's closet. Kumar, say it! (followed by laughter)

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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

The third and final installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy. It follows Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), Elizabeth Swann (Kiera Knightley), Captain Barbossa (Geoforry Rush) Tia Dorma (Naomi Harris), and their crew past the edge of the earth to fetch back Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), from Davy Jones (Bill Nigh) Locker. Grossed almost 10 million dollars.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End is the final installment in the series.

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short stories with tragic endings

A song by From Autumn To Ashes, I'm not gonna put down my opinion of this song because I don't really wanna get into that arguement about if its good or not. It's the 10th and final track on the 2001 album "Too Bad Your Beautiful".

Short Stories With Tragic Endings
"Cry For You, Shed Tears, Morn, Wish The End, Cry For You"
"The Only Reason You Are Here Now Is A Reminder Of What I'll Never Have"

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