A teenager possessing a cleft chin combined with the start of a beard, giving the appearance of the male scrotum.
Kid #1: "Man that kid really looks like he has a scrotum on his face!"
Kid #2 "Let's call him scrotum face!"
Scrotum face: "Shut up you pansy!
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A look of sheer panic mixed with the realization you have just soiled your pants. Named after WWE Announcer Michael Cole.
*talking to a group of people*
Jorge: We walked in on Monti in the john when we got back from a night of Mexican food and Tequila.
Tracey: He had the most intense Cole Face I've ever seen.
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One who has no chin and a disproportionatly small triangular head on top of a long lanky body from montanna
I found that chimney face in the parking lot and invited him back into my house because i was tripping on acid, in retrospect that chimney face could have murdered us all
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The act of knowingly and consistently using your Facebook wall to list all your supposed accomplishments and embellish your fabulosity quotient.
Can also apply to all mediums of modern internet communication. (Examples: space-brag (MySpace), tweet-brag (Twitter), etc.
Sadly, I had to delete Marsha from my list of friends on Facebook.
Why? I heard she's living "la vida loca".
Are you kidding me? She's a deli girl at Meier's. Her constant face-brag is unbelievably annoying!
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When someone's face resembls a rat
Logan: Taylor look, it's Tyler.
Taylor: he is such a rat face.
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Term used to describe someone with extreme aesthetic disabilities, although its use is not strictly exclusive to ugly people.
Also used to describe very unlucky people. Like when something bad happens but only to a particular person, he is said to have a face problem because it was only him and no one else had the similiar misfortune.
He was the only person on his paintball team to be shot. The opponents really dont like his face. Poor guy with a face problem.
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When some one, male or female, gets MAN balls to their face. Some people like it but most dont't.
Man, I just took balls to the face, It was awesome. A little hairy but i can deal with that.
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