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female shark attack

When your girl makes you bang her on her period

Poor Allan he was involved in a female shark attack last night I think he is still in the shower

by Greek island August 29, 2015


Creepy female

This is a girl you will probably meet in high school that has a huge obsession over you. They will call you their boyfriend even though you never talk with them or start converstations with them. Being around you they will try their best to make you feel as uncomfortable as possible and even trying to get sexual with you for no goddamn reason. Even though she has no reason to like you and you dont even look that pretty. She looks like a supermodel and has perfect hair/ Or is emo and wears chokers and black makeup and makes her skin color completely pale. You will never understand why they like you so much in this creepy way because you never can see being a family with the girl in the future knowing that you are completely diffferent. You will not be safe from kids like this if you are 13 - 16 Years of age.

You: *Breathing*

Emo girl: I love you, I want you to stick your dick inside me and have babies with me until I cum. And after that we can have a nice house and I can love you everyday and hold you sexually. I want you to lick me from head to toe and smother me in your goo. Please daddy, Let us embrace and be together forever

Kid: What the frick. I never talk to you and You are a hella Creepy female.

Girl: but I want you inside me OwO

Kid: *Runs Away*

Girl: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME SENPAI!!!

Kid: fuck you whore

Girl: I love it when you call me that

Kid: *Runs Faster*

by i am so epic 2007 March 14, 2019


Female on male rape

When a girl overpowers a guy and makes love to him in his ass against his will

John: my gf and I were just making out, but without warning, she grabbed me, turned me over, held me down, and buttfucked me

Jake: that’s called female on male rape

by Rando53356 November 30, 2024


A severe lack of female companions?

The phrase is usually shown alongside with a peeking image of the character Megamind from the 2010 film Megamind
Identical to No bitches? but formal i guess?

A: Josh doesn't go outside and he plays league all day. He get no bitches
B: He has a severe lack of female companions? you're saying?

by Caotriken December 30, 2023


Roanoke Female

A female from Roanoke that be grimey and shiesty at the same time. They lead you on and waste your time.

Damn you messing with a Roanoke female, you gon get done dirty! 💯

by Dr3so December 7, 2020


Female presenting nipple

A crime against humanity, how DARE on my FAMILY FRIENDLY tumblr picture sharing and viewing site.

None shall show Female presenting nipple

by Clown from the trash dimension August 20, 2022


upland females

Stuck up, Basic, 99.99 percent is catfish, Not loyal what's so ever, dumb asf, weird to the max, if you're not white your not right to them. Loves skaters n fuck niggas. All of them think they on but they not so cut it

Upland females

by Upland females March 14, 2017