Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.
I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers
When someone has a very large, normally strong, fist, or having a very strong punch. Normally when infused with some kind of metal alloy.
Yo man, Tommy has a crazy fist full o' metal.
Tommy's fist full o' metal broke jims jaw.
This is calling your sister a hard lesbian
your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, Your grandpap a trap, Your uncy funky are nothing compared to this
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: your dad lesbian
person 1: your grandpap a trap
person 2: your uncy funky
person 1: your sister fist her
person 2: slowly melts
A female who is sucking one guys dick while jacking off two others.
Last night I was mouth fucking Kellie's face and then John and Rick walked in. She grabbed their dicks and tugged them while I blasted a load down her throat. Sheβs a good little two fisted mouth slut! Next time, sheβll get two more holes filled!
The bumping and immediate opening of fists followed by fluttering and retracting fingers.
Comon gesture used to give props.
<you>"Hey Canadian boy. I reckon you like to say "eh" all the time! EH?!"
<your best friend>"Burn!"
<both><fist burst with fadeaway sparkles>
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1. The act of masturbating (the bumping of the tip of the penis) and fist pumping at the same time. This act is usually done when watching exciting porn or when someone just really likes Jersey Shore.
2. The act of making the previous definition motions as a dance.
1. Person X: Dude you wanna go down town tonight?
Person Y: Na I rented a gang bang porn and I think I'm going to cheer on the guys by doing the Head Bump, Fist Pump.
2. Person X: How are you banging a different girl every other week?
Person Y: I just Head Bump, Fist Pump like a champ at the clubs.
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The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.
John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.
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