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The Overlord of neitherworld. He died from choking on a Black Pretzel
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When a girl is going down on a guy, she then takes his dick out of her mouth and gets ready to take the load on her face. However, the man, instead of ejaculating, pisses all over her face and then says astonishingly "everything you touch turns to gold!"
My girlfriend was getting on my nerves all day so I pleaded with her for a blow job and then gave her a King Midas.
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a.k.a. Shower King. The dude in the gang showers, locker room or on the team with the hugest locker room cock (LRC).
Dude, u think ur the Sausage King but we can all see you got a semi going on there.
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1. The most hardcore, damage-maximising, chronicly solid punch that can be thrown. Send's the aggressor off balance if it doesn't hit the intended target.
2. A Very Very large sized bong of cannabis.
1. "He tried to King Hit me, so I easily dodged to the right, jabbed him twice in the stomach, then let go a King Hit of my own while he was still keeled over."
2. "Ohhh...That waz a King Hit!"
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A man who gets money. Its like a sport to him: everything he does makes him get so much money.
He doesn't do anything illegal but he does so much things that gets him so much money.
Dewey: Man I got so much money I'm piling it above my window
Dan: Oh, what do you do?
Dewey: I don't know what I do, but everything that i do get me so much money.
Dan: ...
Dewey: MONEY MONEY, CASH MONEY, CASH FLOWW, its BANKROLLLLL!!!
Dan: its fuckin KING RICH bitch
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A pseudonim for pop singer Justin Bieber based on the music he releases.
A: Justin Bieber King of Pop
B: Did you even hear Changes? Ringtones tanked. Dustbin Beaver King of Poop wbk.
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