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When sombody says a bad joke sombody else will come back with Bad Joke Alert to shoot down his awful joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cross to the other side!
Bad joke alert.
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A joke.
There was this guy who wondered what the inside of a women's restroom looked like all his life.
So one time when no one was around he sliped into one. And all the walls were covered with dials and switches.
So he decided to push a botton to see what would happen and something ran up his ass two or three times before he could get out of there.
Did you hear the women's restroom joke?
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Someone who excels the D Joke standards.
Jaspreet Sidhu, Devante Mowatt, Joel Tabiri, Craig Bannor and Navneet Purewal ( Hannah Montana in the night time) are D Joke Masters.
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A phrase used to antagonize well known frequent poster of stupid shit on the Gamefaqs pro wrestling forum, Saxon. Often, retards whose humor level is comparable to Family Circus will post this on an intellegent Saxon thread because they think it makes them funny.
Saxon: I've been watching wrestling for the past few years but I only have one question: who is the Rock?
Everyone else: Saxon = joke account
Saxon: Goldberg can't wrestle at Wrestlemania 20 because he has to wrestle in Japan in March.
Retard: Saxon = joke account
Everyone else: Die retard.
Announcer: Here is your winner, and still Cruiserweight Champion, Tajiri!
Fan: Saxon = joke account
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When a joke is played off another joke and another off of that. each time getting less and less funny.
Man that kid joke stacking like crazy tonight its not even funny. cant he get a little more original and stop trying to steal other peoples laughs
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A joke told by someone who is only making fun of blondes because blondes are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than they'll ever be. And no I'm not a blonde.
black-haired person: How many blondes would it take to fill the brains of one chipmunk? More than the amount of blondes in the universe!
brown-haired blonde lover: You're only making fun of blondes because you're jealous that you will NEVER be as good-looking as blondes.
black-haired person: Oh FINE, I admit it, I am. I'm sorry.
brown-haired blonde lover: It's alright. Now we can start the 'TPWMFOBAJJBBAWWHTTEB' (The people who make fun of blondes are just jealous because blondes are way, WAY hotter than they'll ever be) orginization.
black-haired person: Good idea.
The two people become friends, and will eventually go out with 23 blondes combined in their lifetimes.
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