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Hitler: Gas alle Juden
Hitler's Second Hand: natürlich fuhrer
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A big, round, bootylicious ass.
Missy Elliott - Work It
"Think you can handle this ga-dunk-a-dunk dunk"
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1.) An act of violence. To stomp on someones crotch and to depress downward as if flooring a gas pedal. Think of stamping out a cigarette by twisting and pressing the foot upon the butt.
2.) Old tactic used by Russian police against rapists/womanizers. The gas pedal is released when the watching victim agrees that the torture has been enough.
3.) Form of tactic employed in Ro Sham Bo
Last night we bet on a Ro Sham Bo match. My player made it to the 5th kick and signaled for the Russian Gas Pedal.
He gave it but unfortunately could not take it. When it was his turn he slapped the mat in defeat. I lost $10!
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The Iraqi Gas Mask is a slight variation of the Arabian Eye Goggles. When applying the Iraqi Gas Mask, the initiator places his sack on the recipient's eyes, and then places the ass crack/ taint on the recipient's nose. The anus is then firmly placed on the recipient's mouth, forming a nice, airtight seal. Once the seal is formed, a heft blast of ass gas should be released into the mouth of the gas mask wearer. The Iraqi Gas Mask is a complex maneuver which is not for the faint of heart and requires stealth, skill, and daring.
I was gettin' my freak on with this fine piece of trailer trash last night and gave her the trusty Arabian Eye Goggles when she licked my sack. When she least expected it, I put the Iraqi Gas Mask on her! Much to my surprise, the little freak loved it when I let out a burrito supreme fart right into her mouth!
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It is were a woman opens up here vagina and someone else Farts into the cunt.
So the other day I made a gas chamber with sarah...dude it smelled terrible, but she actually like it..isn't that weird.
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Farts you have right before taking a righteous dump. Release with extreme caution for you might find you have more than a fart hanging about in your pants. See shart
More commonly used just as pre-loaf.
This pre-loaf is making my underpants warm!
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If someone is asking you for a ride and you don´t feel the need to give it away for nothing, it´s a good opportunity to ask for "ass, gas or grass".
Meaning you wish to take advantage of the situation by getting a good fuck, some bucks for the gas you´re gonna need or at least something to get a buzz from.
(Maybe one of you might describe it better, as I´m by no means a native speaker!)
"You wanna go to Mexico with me? Take a ride? Well, what´s your currency...
ass gas or grass ?
Nobody rides for free, you know?!"
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