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1 riding the h-train is a reference to heroin junkies.
when a junkie is smacked out they are riding The H-Train
similar to chasing the dragon for oppium somokers
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"H K" is a reply to a question or statement and means "who cares"
Army General asks a Private a question and the Private replies, "H K, Sir". The General looks puzzled and the Private further explains, "Who cares, Sir".
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posh irritable way of saying " and why not my furry feathered friend"
am i a shnigglebot? h-y not? h-y h-y h-yeeeeeeee?
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Any town, state, city or area that begins with the intial 'H'.
Most notably Houston (Texas) and Hackney (London).
Hackney will be one of the area's in London, which will host the 2012 Olympic Games.
Guy #1: Come let's go down to Hackney
Guy #2: Word! Its's all about H- Town!
Guy #1: You know they got the crunkest girls in the whole of London
Guy #2: That's H-Town for you, we're going down
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The Magical H Chord is a mystical and wonderous guitar chord that many (not) amazing and (not) superly talented bands use, such as Busted and other not shitty crap talentless wank disgraces to music pop-punk bands pioneered and use.
To play the Magical H Chord, just rest all your fingers on your guitar fretboard, in any position, and make it look like you can actually play a guitar. Then strum the guitar stupidly and voila, a riff will sound out of nowhere! You don't even need to be plugged into an amp!
Changing your position randomly makes the Magical H Chord look even better. Why learn how to actually play a guitar?Embarrass music and impress all your friends by playing like McFly!
Greedy Music Producer: "Hrh hrh hrh I have an idea. Rock music is cool and has millions of fans, let's make a mockery of it by producing a pop band that pretends to be rock, let's give them guitars!!"
Secretary: "But sir, won't they have to actually have some talent with guitars?"
Greedy Music Producer: "Heelll no. We'll teach them the Magical H Chord, and get the session guitarists we lock in the cupboard to write all the songs."
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Magical H Chord User: "Hey look at me! I have talent with a guitar! Watch me strum and play riffs!!"
Competant Musician: "Uh...you're not actually doing anything except for strumming out of time, and moving your hand stupidly up and down the fretboard. Infact, you're not even strumming, you're missing the strings...and you look like you masterbating the guitar."
Competant Musician's friend: "Oh good god, we've got another talentless fucking magical h chord using pop-punk band. GO BURN IN HELL LIKE AVRIL LAVIGNE!"
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H&R Block is one of the world's largest tax services providers, utilizing more than 100,000 highly trained tax professionals and having prepared more than 550 million tax returns worldwide since 1955.
H&R Block have a retail office within 5 miles of most Americans.
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The best damn T.V. show in the world! M.A.S.H stands for mobile army surgical hospital. the plot of the show is about doctor hawkeye pierce,doctor john trapper,major hot lips holohan,farett face frank burns,radar o'riley,max klinger,sherman potter and major charles emerson winchester the third. hawkeye and trapper (later Trapper leaves And B.J. honneycutt arives) preforme meat ball surgery in korea in the 1950's. to keep sane they drink homade gin,chase nurses and pull pratical jokes. M*A*S*H ran from 1972-1983 it is one of the most popular shows of all time.
FROM M*A*S*H episode officer of the day.
Hawkeye: I will not carry a gun frank. When i got into this war i had a clear understanding with the pentgon no guns i'll carry your books,ill carry a torch,i'll carry a tune,i'll carry on,i'll carry over,carry forward,cary grant,cash and carry,carry me back to old virginia,i'll even hari-kari if you show me how but i will not carry a gun!!!
So you can see M*A*S*H* is a very pimpish T.V. show.
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