have a debriefing with colin powell

to take a shit. the debrief suggests the lowering of the under garments. the colin suggests the colon. and, of course, colin powell is a brown piece of shit.

wow, two bran muffins and a double espresso... i gotta go have a debriefing with colin powell.

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who would have thought

an expression used when one is surprised by something that has happened and/or something that they unexpectedly learned.

Joe after being married for 25 years and fathering four children, left his wife for women 20 years older than him. Who would have thought.

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should have been a wank

used to describe a person that would have made a better cleanex stain than they do a human

Dave Roberts is so completly useless he realy should have been a wank

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Having Your Cake

Eating and then throwing up soap, mostly from urinals.

Mike got dared to have his cake at a Bacholer's Party. He was sick for weeks afterwards.

Having Your Cake is a stupid dare most of the time.

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we'll always have paris

either the most romantic way to part, as seen in Casa Blanca, or the actual worst way to say goodbye to the chick who you locked in your basement, impregnated, and tried to murder....

Oliver Thredson: There are pieces of her scattered from Plymouth to Springfield...But you know what, Lana? We'll always have Paris.

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Have you got land?

A come on or chat up line, usually found in use in the west of Ireland, especially in Limerick by students who come from a farming background. At the present moment not one person has scored using this chat up line.

Farmer walks into a bar sees a beautiful woman:

Man: "Have you got land?"

Woman: "..." (stares at him and walks away)

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I have fat nuts

When you have 2 large testicular objects under your small peepee.

Bobby; I have FAT nuts
Timmy; Lol me to.

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