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When one farts and continues to leave the sphincter open for a matter of seconds...
After building up the strength i was able to show everyone at school a glimpse of hell from my car window.
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a place otherwise known as hull a city in the north east of england that should really be bombed
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what your grandma believed when she died because that's what you told her
I told grandma, "Hell is for Mildred," because that's what I thought Pat Benatar said. By the time I realized it was a song about children, my poor granny Mildred was dead.
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When you get so drunk that you would rather puke and sleep in it than actualy use the bathroom outside of your pants.
Dude, what happend to Kyle? He pissed his pants and puked everywhere.
Man, Kyle is drunk as hell
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the male predicament
the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.
a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
i know john was burning in hell after he got to feel THOSE tits!
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hated by the devil. insured to go to heaven.
wow; look at that bible hugger shes sure hell-hated!
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