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People born between 1970 and 2000 who see art and beauty in everything. Everything hippies have done is essentially as close as we'll get to world peace. Peaceful protests. Clean energy. Change. Growth. Innovation. Hippies bring it all together.
Random Person in 2021: Hippie!
Hippie in 2021: Thanks!
Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.
Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.
Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.
that motherfucker that hates video games and Zoomers because the age of technology was rising rapidly
That hippie killed my friend because he was playing fortnite and watching tik tok all day
A joint, a blunt, a zoot, a jay. Ya digg?
Pass me the hippie bruh.
Call up the plug for some hippie
Why you hoggin the hippie?
A lady named Caroline King. Obsessed with eco friendly, chemical free items.
Caroline is a hippie.
You’re such a hippie Caroline
Of Boomer age but not as uncool. They are usually chill and have a lot of life experience.
Isn't he a Boomer, he doesn't act like one tho?
Nah he's a hippie and very down to earth