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"Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"
all those "alien abductions" reported in Canada, they're really Canada's History going down.
Canada's History can refer to a strenuous sexual act but may also be used in place of the phrase "cum guzzling anal slut."
I can't believe he stole my waffles... what a Canada's History!
n. the act of draining your red, white, and balls on an unsuspecting neighbour and then blaming it on Alaska.
When I'm done with those ignorant fucks, they'll remember Canada's History.
Something erased from your mind by whiskey and marijuana to make room for the oft underappreciated genius of the writers of "The Colbert Report." For entries on ENABLER, see Barry Julien.
-Where's Canada?
-Canada's History, man.
-I know, but did you see Colbert last night?
-I don't know, man.
An asshole that's hard to crack. Also known as "The Great Tight North."
I couldn't believe how hard it was to get into Canada's History. But once I was in, I was engrossed!
Diplomatically boning someone with a pair of moose antlers after threatening them with a bottle of maple syrup you've smashed on the bar. Sometimes called "The Stanley Fuck."
That was the best Rorschach asshole splatter I've ever seen! That guy knows his Canada's History.
An unspeakable sex act involving a moose-head, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
"Can you believe this freak I just met? She asked if I would do a Canada's History with her"