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An army comprised of 150 pairs of homosexual lovers. The army won every battle until it was finally defeated by Philip of Macedonia and his son Alexander the Great. When Philip saw the lovers dead side by side, he wept and said, "Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered any thing that was base." He then buried them with honor. Plato wrote about their code of ethics.
"If there were only some way of contriving that a state or an army should be made up of lovers and their loves, they would be the very best governors of their own city, abstaining from all dishonour, and emulating one another in honour; and when fighting at each other's side, although a mere handful, they would overcome the world. For what lover would not choose rather to be seen by all mankind than by his beloved, either when abandoning his post or throwing away his arms? He would be ready to die a thousand deaths rather than endure this. Or who would desert his beloved or fail him in the hour of danger? The veriest coward would become an inspired hero, equal to the bravest, at such a time; Love would inspire him." Plato: "Symposium"
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Band whose lyrics are of fantastical or epic nature, similar to the artwork on trapper keeper folders from the 80s and 90s, often depicting images of fantasy, such as knights, castles, and wizards. Usually associated with power, gothic, symphonic or progressive metal.
(Examples: Dragonforce, Kamelot, Epica, Symphony X.)
"Dude, lets to go a DragonForce concert!"
"I don't know, they are such a trapper keeper band!"
"So, they still rock!"
"You're right, lets go."
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A show about a bunch of faggy elementary school kids whos testicles haven"t dropped yet. The 8 yr old kids goes after an unfortunate 15 year old girl in the band and somehow gets her while the 10 year old goes after 17-18 year olds and can't figure out why he can"t get them. When an idiot parent lets there kid watch a show called NAKED BROTHERS band and they wonder why there kids grow up to be a homo. All i have to say to them is you morons its your own fault for letting your kids watch a show called the NAKED BROTHERS band!!
boy: Can i read this (holds up playboy magazine)
Parents: NO go watch TV the naked brothers band is on
boy: oh Boy!
*10 years later*
boy: Mom i'd like you to meet my boyfriend
mom:WTF
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An enormous amalgamation of raptor-tastic talent that quite possibly consists of robots, not humans. Broken Arrow Band guard girls tend to melt when you douse them with water. Broken Arrow Bands are not known for a short or hot temper, but let it be known that if you do anything to piss them off, they have the numbers to do anything they want to you.
"I stole a plume from a Broken Arrow Band!"
"Great job. They tipped our buses over, dumbass."
"Well, a Broken Arrow Band has the numbers to do that, you know."
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A band full of faggots who have no talent whatsoever. They are 12 year olds and in the show, they act like adults in adult situations. They think they rock and they fit into the music scene. They're really just a bunch of high-pitched fudge packers that squeal when they sing. They're Nickelodeon's exclusive band, kinda like that one slut, Hannah Montana, who is the Disney channel's band.
The members of the Naked Brothers Band have literally been caught naked together in their Hotel bed.
Listener: That's no suprise, I always knew they were homos.
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A phenomenal pussy that never gets loose and is able to expand to any size when something is inserted into it and once the object is removed the pussy goes back to it's natural size and tightness
*John sticks a two liter coke bottle in kathy's pussy then pulls it out an watches her pussy instantly shrink back to it's normal size*
John: damn girl u really do got a rubber band pussy
Kathy: teehee
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A band of boys that think that they are all that. they also believe that they are true rockstars, when in reality they are a bunch of butt-fucking faggots (Hence the name " NAKED Brothers Band" )that everyone hates. Also, Since none of the them have hit pueberty, it sounds like the chick is the lead singer.
(random guy named apple)-
"Dude, I was flippin' channels and I say this thing called ' The Naked fags' or something."
(random faggot 8 year old) "You mean 'Naked Brothers Band'"!
Random guy named apple) "Dude, you really are a faggot."
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