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When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.
Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle
Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear
just Two Fricking Question marks with diamonds.
What else is there???
I had the (Fake Diamond earring) lost at sea.
Dried crusts of semen left in the ear canal, after a night of intoxicated debauchery.
Crystal had to clean out her Indiana Ear Mites, after Jamal drank too much and lost control of his aim.
Mr. Dick Ear is the term you would call someone who has an ear fetish and enjoys putting their dicks into people's ears.
She found out that the strange man was a Mr. Dick Ear when he tried to have sex with her ear.
Grabbing the right and left ears as hand grips as guides for oral Sex.
I used my girlfriends pistol grip ears and made her lick my scrotum.
Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually
Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls
Omg I heard the new episode and it was ear sex sounds in my ear it’s the greatest show of all time