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When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.
Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle
Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear
To listen or hear with intention.
"Hey! Turn on your ears and pay attention!"
When you have your phone turned off all day and you turn it back on only to be ear raped by your repetitive ringtone going off more than multiple times, annoying you and everyone near enough to hear
I had my phone off all day to save battery for the trip, when I turned it back on I suffered from some seriousness ringtone ear rape.
Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually
Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls
Viciously jamming your finger in and out of one's ear.
He just alabama ear fucked me!
When the teacher lets you listen to music during class, but they only let you listen with one ear.
Bro, Mr. Richard let us do the one-ear club today.
Omg I heard the new episode and it was ear sex sounds in my ear it’s the greatest show of all time