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the erection caused by taking a nap instead of a whole night's sleep. Instead of true morning wood, it is a phallic fallacy.
Mah: "Man, after this nice long nap, I think I'm going to have to go out back and chop this virtual morning wood."
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What jacksepticeye screams at the beginning of his videos. Just turn your volume down and you'll be fine.
"TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE"
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Used to describe monday morning's on the toilet when your poop is only quarter-way out of your butt and doesn't want to come out just yet...thus making it a long process to finish
"why were you late for work today?"
"i had a monday morning quarterback"
"oh i see, carry on"
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When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila, what do you just open the door on people when they're taking a shit. I'm doing a good morning and god bless.
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When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
I can't go on without a Good Morning and God-bless at the start of my day.
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The act of drinking coffee & eating breakfast while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good Morning and God bless, Hila"
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When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet at the same time
“Why are you in the bathroom for so long”
“Listen Linda, i’m doing a good morning god bless”
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