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internet mlm

Internet Multi-Level Marketing. Describes a large segment of online "how to make money online" tutorials, which involve getting a mark involved with the affiliate marketing industry. Ironically, these tutorials themselves include affiliate links to products which are directed to people getting started in affiliate marketing. The Internet MLMer gets paid when a mark signs up for the paid services through his affiliate links.

Even crazier, the revenue for many of these services are a monthly recurring revenue, which means that if a mark subscribes for life, his lifetime value to the Internet MLMer is in the thousands of dollars - perhaps more if additional products and services can be sold to the mark. A skilled Internet MLMer can earn in excess of six figures a month.

Jesse wants to quit his day job after watching an Internet MLMer's YouTube video on how to make money online. But first, he needs to buy ClickMagic, GetResponse, LeadPages, and 50onRed. Make sure you click my links below for a special discount, and sign up for my mailing list for a free e-book guide.

by reversengineer December 31, 2016

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internet hoarder

Noun: one who frequently has 10+ tabs open whilst surfing the internet.

Even though Phil had 9 websites open that he wanted to check out, he continued finding other pages to open and to save for later and thus became known as an "internet hoarder."

by Fazman July 10, 2011

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internet friend

internet friends are pure crackheads with no future, but me, i'm a crackhead myself. internet friends are also not fake, thots, or snakes. they are funny and would just be there for you in some problems. it's also a song from Katy Perry herself, released out on 2011, and it was old. Besides, having internet friends is actually a blessing! they are real friends as well, so if they care, they will care. having fake friends isn't fun OR having lunchbox friends.

man i love having internet friends! they function just like real friends! this is the besttime of my whole life!

by rosefreckles August 10, 2020

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Manning the Internet

Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.

Dan : 'Where's Ed tonight?'
Chris: 'He's at home manning the internet'.
Dan: 'What a looser'.

by dan squared December 6, 2006

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internet forum

A place that you've most probably wasted a large majority of your time on.

It's most common form is a base in which large groups of people committed to a certain fandom/interest, post in various threads about various things. This can range involve a range of things, including gaming/games, technology, roleplay, dirty fanfics and more.

I totally have a life, despite being a nerd and spending approxmitely 101.223104% of my life on an internet forum.

I like to roleplay as a sexy original character on an internet forum.

Kids these days, with their internet forums.

by It_is_Wednesday May 6, 2016

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Internet Pizza

1.)Ordering a delivery of food(usually pizza), without paying, to an unwitting victim.

Internet vigilantes will sometimes torment their target with a barrage of pizza deliveries, leaving the victim in a predicament.

Hey Joe, did you hear about that guy that made a Youtube video of himself torturing his cat? Some vigilantes from Ebaumsworld.com sent him a bunch of Internet Pizzas and a male escort through Craigslist!

by D.S.88 January 24, 2011

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internet rimming

performing the act of rimming via webcam for long distance relationships.
one partner places their bare ass against the computer webcam, and the other begins to lick their computer screen.

"hey babe glad you are online, i've missed you.. fancy abit of internet rimming?"

by plasgwynkitten September 3, 2009

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