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having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.
"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."
A football player that is a D1, 2 Time State Champion (#70 Michael “Mike” Hurst III) that played Center and Long Snapper for Belleville, MI in High School which would go on and play D1 College Football for the VMI Keydets during the 2023 Season playing Left Guard and Center as #76. He would go on and get his name “IRON MIKE” for his crazy attitude, killer mentality, love for the game and taking pain like it was nothing. Every Home Game, all 500 of his fellow “Brother Rats” (People of his Class) would chat his name loud and proud. IRON MIKE HURST was a pure stud and is one of a kind, never to be forgotten.
Adam: YOOO its IRON MIKE HURST my roommate
Will: he’s gonna kick sum ass this game bro
When a man is in a relationship or has very strong romantical feelings for someone rejection or a breakup can lean to the use of the Iron bar method. The Iron bar method was created on TikTok as a way to get a past lover back to you during no contace or just after a breakup. The Iron bar method is also used to get out anger in sadness in a physical way. The Iron bad method is only used in dire circumstances when a man had been broken beyond repair. A man who was so deeply in love that they would've gave their life for their lover. To the point where their lover comes before themself, their family, friends, and even God. To excicute the Iron bar method you need to go to a gym and lift an ungodly amount of weight until you can feel the rage of Zeus flowing through your veins. In short the iron bar method is going to the gym to get shredded.
Thomas fell in love with the school bop and is now using the Iron bar method.
When some is a coincidence but it is also ironic
When you work at a knife factor but you forget to take one for yourself to use for a party. This would be deemed coincidentally ironic.
Muscle and flexibility gained from playing Wii
Eddie - Jake has gained muscle lately
Bill - He plays Wii all the time...
Eddie - Yeah, He must have some Serious Wii Iron
A burn you get from hot ironing yourself.
"I gave myself an iron mama today"
The "heavy duty" evil twin to the famous pro-golf player.
Nobody wants to caddy for Tiger Irons, since all of his clubs are super-weighty metal-headed drivers --- no sissy wimpy "tree-fiber" drivers for HIM, thank you very much!