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A blue rabbit behind a nicecream stand in undertale
Frisk: i would like 2 nicreams!
Nice Cream Guy: Two nice creams coming up!
*hands frisk 2 nice creams*
Nice Cream Guy: Have a nice day!
The curse of the "nice guy" is when a guy is literally the perfect guy like if you say to him "hey ill call you later tonight" he'll stay up all night just incase that person does call, but he always get treated like shit but he also ends up with the good ones
Dammit man i swear i have the curse of the "nice guy"
Someone who acts nice until they get rejected, then acts like they deserve whatever they want
Mike: Haha, that's so funny. Um would you want to go out sometime?
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.
A thing people used to say to CodComedyTJ, a (somewhat) famous streamer that got arrested for talking shit on omegle.
TJ: *Streaming*
Stream Sniper: Hey nice cock tj
A throw away comment that Sirius Black calls his godson before he gets killed.
Harry Potter disarms Lucius Malfoy
"Nice one, James".
When you have bad english as a german speaker and want to explain how nice something is.
"We get a new female colleague that look's hot" - "How nice isn that?"
"The customer just dropped a big order" - "How nice isn that?"
Your dick is out and you feel air passing by it
Last night I felt a nice breeze down there