The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...
Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?
Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?
Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!
Person 1: thanks bro...
she’s the nicest person in the world that cares and notices the smallest things and she’s so pure? and she has shown me how to love and how to care and idk what i would do without her🫶🏻 she’s my forever
graci jean is the loml
When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation
Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.
An awesome guy, hard worker and funny when you take the time to talk to him.
"Damn, this guy works hard like a Jean-René"
"This guy is underrated like a Jean-René"
Jeans (usually wranglers) with the crotch removed.
That guys is wearing his catholic jeans.
The number one fastest human on earth
Allen jean baptiste just sped past everyone damn
the most prettiest thing a man could find in the world she has a great personality and she loves animals and that is a hailey jean badger
hailey jean badger your beautiful
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