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A dickwad douchebag who completely ruins a Nation!
Jimmy Carters Speech:
I want to make the whole Unites States Of America to be a Nation filled with bastards just like me.
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say you got got the shimmy and the shakes and you don't know why. You may be a victem of ... The jimmy funk. This is an odd condition where ones body is imbued with pure funk at its jimmiest. This can result in odd behaviour such as unsolisited dancing and or a wicked bad album. You never know if it'll get you next.
Holy shit I just felt a funk.
Was it kinda jimmy?
I think it was.
You just got the jimmy funk.
Oh.
No what?
I have an a ensatiable desire for some cherry pie.
Now that funk is jimmy.
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one who kisses the ass of his sister's boyfriend and enjoys it
"i can't get a girl so i'm gonna pull a jimmy reynolds"
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A overrated guitar player with horrible tone.
He usually creates pentatonic solos, and they sound like shit!
Played in a great band led Zeppelin but was a piece of crap guitar player!
Has never played guitar cleanly in his life.
Oh man you'r playing as bad as Jimmy Page
Holy Crap that jimmy page sucks at guitar.
Man if Steve Vai had no arms, he would still be 600 times better than Jimmy Page
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1. She sucked all day, she sucked all night, she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. -Colt 45, Afroman
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a fictional stalker who creeps on swedish men. He is very commonly known in the state of minnesota. There are many common quotes recited by the jimmster such as; "you make me giggle","notch it up!","sorry man that was inappropiate","be careful with my fat.. it's precious"," Jimmy likes it!!" and, "Hey, what's up mann ??" You may want to know what Jimmy looks like ? well his physical appearance is one of a kind... He is definitly a stunner;) he's around 250 pounds with a beard (don't forget his unibrow) and tends to wear his lucky vikings hat, some people call him The Pedofile but his loved ones call him JIMMY
That Jimmy Jenkins is one cool guy.
Jimmy is the funniest guy i've ever met
I have a stalker and his name is Jimmy
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When one's hands lose control so as to fondle a woman's breast, with or without clothing.
So you got the jimmy hands, did you creft her too?
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