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A man named Johnny mcsquarepants his pants are actually circle
Johnny mcsquarepants likes people
When you have drank lots of liquid and you go to take a shit but when you think you are done, the liquid is slowly being converted into pee within you and so you are stuck on the toilet peeing for an hour.
After eating Sonic last night, my body pulled a spicy johnny
Auntyesters Big sister. She has a big heart, and you will fall in love quick with her. But be sure not to get her mad, because you can easily get on her bad side. It’s bound to happen I bet, but she will always care for you. She is also an extreme churchgoer. But she can steal your heart with her sexyness, but she is one of the most loveliest ladies you’ve ever met.
Johnnie Pearl Knox has a big heart, and you and her will fall in love quick. Nana
To have the tip of your finger sliced off
Billy was gonna bartend this weekend, but he got Johnny Depped with a steak knife. I don't think he's gonna make it in.
Being sexually assaulted by an inanimate object, such as a glass bottle, like Amber Heard accused Johnny Depp of doing during their trial.
I hear he got arrested after he Johnny Depped a drunk girl last night. Luckily he also has JD' lawyer so he should be able to thoroughly discredit her.
Johnny Kaydee is the best DJ in the world. He’s handsome, smart, and of course charming. If he’s not DJing, you could probably catch him …. Fucking your bitch
Oh look there’s Johnny Kaydee , the greatest DJ in the world
an individual who tit fucks... ...in Great Britain.
Timothy was a real johnny knocker, Maria was not pleased with her husbands particular partiality.