A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.
The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.
Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."
A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.
"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."
Where you slide up to someone you like and start slurping thier knees
I slid up to this hot man and started slurping knees.
When someone has long, skinny legs and a big ole kneecap that looks awkward and disproportionate. Typically seen in adolescents and preteens but may persist into adulthood in select cases.
Damn, looks at that girl’s horse knees! Lol!
When effeminate men wear shorts too small showing too much knee; also known as kneevage.
"Nice knee cleavage, are those your sister's shorts?"