lemon drop with a sidecar

While performing cunninglingus, your partner tinkles in your mouth. For added pleasure, she blows a queef in your face!

While at the pussy bar, I screamed "Give me a lemon drop with a sidecar, my darling."

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Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

the opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’

friend: that test was easy peasy lemon squeezy
me: i’m a Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

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Lemon on cardboard Dave (locd)

When something is the most terrible thing person or idea

“Your Gacha edit is Lemon on cardboard Dave(locd)
“My teacher is Lemon on cardboard Dave (locd)

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brown skin and lemon over ice

zayn malik, basically

your brown skin and lemon over ice, would you believe it?!

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Do you listen to Lemon Demon?

An alternate discreet way of asking somebody if they belong in the LGBT community, namely Transgender. See also: Do you listen to mother mother?

X: "Do you listen to Lemon demon?"
Y: "Yeah, of course! My pronouns are They/Them!!"

A: "Mom, Dad... I'm gay."
A's Dad: "We know, Son. We heard you respond 'Yes' to the question 'Do you listen to Lemon Demon?'."
A's Mom: lmao loser

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Easy peasy lemon sneezy

no matter what you say, it will always be "easy peasy lemon sneezy"

some people think it's actually "easy peasy lemon squeezy" but they are wrong. ur wrong peak
ok

when you awaken your hiram t2 and it works on first try
"easy peasy lemon sneezy"

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lemon lime

two crazy animal people who lay on couches and breathe hard

"yo look at them go at it, theyre all lemon lime"

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