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When someone comes over to another person’s house to have sex and then is just being a tease - the person who is being teased says Alexa lights on and tosses them into an Uber. 86’d kibosh
I had to « Alexa lights on » that one goodbye last night.
Did I just get Alexa Lights On’d?
when some is leaving you on read or isnt opening messages or taking calls or just not replying as a stereotypical light skinned would.
him: man she when into light skinned mode she hasn't answered any of my calls or text
her: dang.
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When someone has red led lights that means that they are in a sexual mood
“ I walked in and saw the red led lights on. I insta rly knew what that meant”
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when a girl has light blue nails, you know they have a boyfriend
Jake : hey that girl over there’s pretty cute, should i get the snap?
Josh : nah dude she’s got a man, look at her light blue nails
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A person who drives their vehicle with their fog lights turned on when there is no fog.
FUCKING FOG LIGHT WANKER!!!! (At this point it is necessary for you to put your full beam light on in order to 'blind the fog lamp wanker'.)
nb. Those who drive with their fog and side lights on without their dipped headlamp beam when there is no fog deserve and extra portion of road rage, feel free to sound your horn at these idiots.
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A party/dance where you wear colours to show you're availability.
Red = Taken
Yellow = Undecided
Green = Single
Guy: Hey babe, wanna dance erotically?
Girl: Cant you see that im in red?
Guy: No, im colour blind.
Girl: Why would you come to a traffic light party if you cant tell what colour people are wearing?
Guy: ..Can we fuck now?
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Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.
This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.
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