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What your parents say when something shitty happens to you.
Me: dammit I couldn't get in line on time because you guys took too long to get ready.
Parents: sorry honey : '(
Me: now I won't get the brand new Britney Spears MILF edition sex doll!
Parents: you live and you learn !
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A very idiotic phrase that presumes there’s a best and a worst way to live life (which is totally subjective). And that we all GET to choose our lives, which we do in some ways, but most of us just wind up where we are/who we are due to external events we didn’t have any control over. And most of us are content living our lives without over thinking about our lives/how we can make it better all the time.
Omg look at Jennifer she just posted a pic in GREECE in front of some blue ass water. I wish I was living my best life like she is!
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I agree with the above definition. It is also a song by The Strokes.
You only live once is one of the strokes best songs.
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Xbox live tough guys do what they want when they want. nothing you say or do can stop them because they are superior to all other xbox live users.
I was trash talking to Bildo The Brave but i didn't know he was an xbox live tough guys so i got verbally raped.
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Thighs so thicc that they actually save lives... in some way.
Damn Abdulla! You’re saving so many lives right now! Thicc thighs save lives forever!
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Something you say just before you vomit into your flip flops at 7:30 in the morning while on vacation. Or if you're unemployed.
Alternatively, something you might get tattooed on your forearm because you are so impressed with it's simplicity and insight into the human condition of being a hapless drunk in one's early twenties.
Caution: No one, in fact, parties everyday and lives forever.
Origin: Shandor, the Toronto raver crackhead, Nov 27, 2004 5:30 a.m.
My mom called while I was doing that keg stand. I swallowed and screamed into the phone, "PARTY EVERYDAY, LIVE FOREVER!" She hung up on me.
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to play a song/video to death.
When a song is constantly played someone would say "I'm sick to death of that fucken song!! those DJs belt the living shit out of it!!"
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