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When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.
"Hey girl what happened to Tiffany"? "Oh her... She got cat locked five years ago by Steve!"
Where your parents hide the vibrators and dildos
I love locking in the locked cabinet
Foot lock is when you are sat or stood in a position and then your foot locks in place and you’re unable to move it for a period of time. Sometimes, when you are able to move it again, it can be painful. An easy way to unlock it is by twisting and flexing your toes as much as possible.
Oh no, Becky has got foot lock again. Should we call her mum?
Doc Lock refers to locking lips with an Army medic. This action can cure 99.9 percent of common ailments including pain and space aids
"My wisdom teeth removal really has my mouth hurting."
"Just go cop a Doc Lock at the aid station"
Blue Lock is Non-Predictive aiming.
"You won't hit the enemy while blue locking if they're strafing left or right, try red locking"
"The enemy is coming at you directly! Blue lock and shoot as soon as possible!"
It fucking slams, bro! I don't even like sports anime but this shit slaps.
Hym "Blue Lock has just been added to Hulu! Hooo man, I have been waiting YEARS for this! Football officially a real sport!"
A condition in which a man's ejaculation is blocked from releasing for some reason, similar to a vapor lock in an automobile.
aww man I was all ready to bust that nut when I got that damn wiener lock!!